The Wonder War

ENEMY ROCKETS ROARED TOWARD THEIR TARGETS...and floated gently into an uninhabited swamp. A CLOUS OF POISON GAS BILLOWED OVER THE TROOPS...and they all fell peacefully asleep for eight hours. LOYAL TROOPS FIRED ON THE POPULACE...and out of their rifles cam banners with the word BANG! THE GENERALS STUDIED THEIR FIELD MAPS...and laid plans for a League of Love. What a hell of a way to fight a war. No one was winning, no one was losing. A soldier or civilian couldn't get himself killed if he tried... And the planet of Wh'Gralb, noted for the ferocity of its wars, was going out if its collective mind trying to find out WHY.